Jordanica
The Dictionary created by me for words that I believe I created or words that I believe were defined incorrectly.
Downgrade-ability - the ability of a program designed in a particular version of a software to be downgraded to a previous version of that software without having to rewrite the program.
“Most things do not have downgrade-ability even though doing so for the majority of circumstances would be relatively easy.”
Flame Retarded - An object typically inanimate that is too stupid to know it should follow the laws of thermal dynamics and catch fire and so is fire retardant by it's own stupidity.
“I got a new trash can that is flame retarded. I can now burn all my papers without fear of the trash can burning, just everything around it.”
Sproot - A word that has the same meaning as sprout but sounds better when you're bored at work.
“I feel stupidity has begun to sproot!”